Rach:
We didn't have an Easter egg hunt this year.
Me:
Aren't you guys a little old for that?
Rach:
Yeah, but it still would've been fun. We didn't even color any eggs. It's sad.
Me:
Well, we don't have any kids in the family anymore.
Rach:
Yeah, it's all your fault. I want a niece or a nephew.
Me:
Yeah, that's probably not going to happen. What if I adopt a Chinese and African baby exclusively for the holidays? I could alternate between races for each holiday.
Note to self:
get a kid for the next family holiday.
