February 2010
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January 2010
14 posts
Vegan until next month.
It’s hard to keep up with all the new diet and food trends out there. I know I sure as hell can’t … and I’ve been dieting since forever. (No fucking lie! My mom and I enrolled in Weight Watchers when I was eight years old.)
Anyways, I’ve tried everything: acupuncture, Atkins, The Zone, Special K, Slimfast … you name it. Some people just have shitty metabolisms....
New York urban legends?
So, I was on the elevator in my friend, adriana's building on Park Ave. and 5th going up to the roof for a better view. The elevator operator told me this:
EO: did you know that if you go up to the Empire State Building and look up you'll break your neck?
Me (and everyone on elevator): suuuure. Right.
EO: it's true! Cuz of the height. It happens on the World Trade Center.
Other elevator passenger: what World Trade Center, buddy?
Oh snap! Ok, it sounded slightly more amusing then. But just be forewarned about the breaking neck thing and don't say I never told you so.
