I have ruined Easter

  • Gotta love the holidays:
  • Rach: We didn't have an Easter egg hunt this year.
  • Me: Aren't you guys a little old for that?
  • Rach: Yeah, but it still would've been fun. We didn't even color any eggs. It's sad.
  • Me: Well, we don't have any kids in the family anymore.
  • Rach: Yeah, it's all your fault. I want a niece or a nephew.
  • Me: Yeah, that's probably not going to happen. What if I adopt a Chinese and African baby exclusively for the holidays? I could alternate between races for each holiday.
  • Note to self: get a kid for the next family holiday.
Love it!
eatsleepdraw:

Don, 
/ Orphan Elliott /

Love it!

eatsleepdraw:

Don, 

/ Orphan Elliott /

Memetastic.
gamefreaksnz:

Angry Birdksy ala Warhol (by Brandon)
*Radar note: the artist is right here on Tumblr so check him out if you’d like a print or a t-shirt

Memetastic.

gamefreaksnz:

Angry Birdksy ala Warhol (by Brandon)

*Radar note: the artist is right here on Tumblr so check him out if you’d like a print or a t-shirt

So fuckin’ kickass rad.
curator-of-curiosities:

Lionel Ritchie is missing in the Bay area!
From the Bay Citizen: Someone took it upon themselves to start a Facebook fan page called “Lionel Richie’s Clay Head” (Guess what their profile pic is. GUESS.) and has been posting related materials since April 2010. The account has 7,462 fans (among whom this writer can be counted) and this morning they posted the item above, which may be the finest piece of street art we’ve ever seen.

So fuckin’ kickass rad.

curator-of-curiosities:

Lionel Ritchie is missing in the Bay area!

From the Bay CitizenSomeone took it upon themselves to start a Facebook fan page called “Lionel Richie’s Clay Head” (Guess what their profile pic is. GUESS.) and has been posting related materials since April 2010. The account has 7,462 fans (among whom this writer can be counted) and this morning they posted the item above, which may be the finest piece of street art we’ve ever seen.

(via fastcompany)

fastcompany:

newsweek:

YES! A gallery of Awkward Dictator Photos. Thank you, David Graham.

We’re too scared to make a joke, so you should just click through.

fastcompany:

newsweek:

YES! A gallery of Awkward Dictator Photos. Thank you, David Graham.

We’re too scared to make a joke, so you should just click through.

(via fastcompany)

Deeesturbing in soooo many ways.
ruthbourdain:

Riding the Ripper.

Deeesturbing in soooo many ways.

ruthbourdain:

Riding the Ripper.

(Source: ruthbourdain)

advertisingpickuplines:

I may work in advertising, but I know chemistry when I see it.

advertisingpickuplines:

I may work in advertising, but I know chemistry when I see it.

True story!
nodcast:

(via: heurca-overa guest house)

True story!

nodcast:

(via: heurca-overa guest house)

aestheticfashion:

I whip my ears back and forth.

aestheticfashion:

I whip my ears back and forth.

(Source: dongwoon, via nickblr)

nodcast:

(via: bristol seo)
OMG! advertisingpickuplines:

I’m very experienced in push and pull strategy (via stuklendom)

OMG! advertisingpickuplines:

I’m very experienced in push and pull strategy (via stuklendom)

secondsminuteshours:

more amazing photos from liu bolin’s invisible man series. view.

secondsminuteshours:

more amazing photos from liu bolin’s invisible man series. view.

Hells yeah.
advertisingpickuplines:

Are your girlfriends into crowdsourcing?

Hells yeah.

advertisingpickuplines:

Are your girlfriends into crowdsourcing?

What no lube?

I love Barcelona. The food, the sight, the quirks. On the train ride into the city today I found a vending machine with Special K bars, rice cake chips and juice. Upon further inspection, I found this:

Kleenex, condoms (conveniently disguised as cigarette packets), and a battery operated pocket vibrator! Holy shit. Looks like Spaniards really know how to make the most of their Friday night club one-night stands. All that’s missing is the lube, although I’m guessing that’s not an issue with all the hot Spanish people out there. This would never ever fly in a public vending machine in the states, which of course, once again reminds me that sex sells and we are still too prudish in the US to capitalize on it through mainstream consumption. Imagine seeing this at the MUNI station next to the ticket vending machines! Sent from my iPhone

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How to mend a stressed mind

My brain hurts and I’m stressed. It can only mean one thing … midterms. Well, actually, I think midterms were a couple of weeks ago. I’m still feeling residual stress from it all though and with grad school the stress never goes away until the semester is over.

So, where some people get baked to relieve their stress, I bake. (As in batter, parchment paper, oven …) Today it was banana nut bread because there were some bruised bananas begging to be turned into something other than compost items.

I feel less stressed right now … but we’ll see how long that lasts.

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